Good morning watchers and browsers, and tonight we've got a very - well, a kind of special show for you. The leaves fall golden from their branches, the wind chills lightly with the promise of winter, and the very air sings quiet songs of festivity. Yep, it's that merry time of year, all right - final projects for Mata's professional development class!
"But Mata, I don't really want to help y-" I'M GLAD YOU ASKED
If you've got 5 minutes and want to help me get a good grade, I'd be happy if you took the survey below! So happy, in fact, that I would draw a thing for you. Anythingasterisk. With REAL pencils, on REAL paper. Then I'll scan it at the library and note it to you quicker than you can say, "I regret everything about this" fifty times fast. Fill out the survey in the next five seconds and I'll thrown in absolutely freakin nothing!
The drawing can be a character, can be fan art, can be anything you describe that's not, I dunno, erotic or violence toward small aminals or a life-size reconstruction of the Sistine Chapel ceiling. It can be any medium that is pencil and paper. And I'll get it to you no sooner than this Monday, no later than six years from now (yeah, uhh, sorry about that Precursor thing, Imp). That's a MataRahi Guarantee!™
Don't worry, I'm not going to sell your information to the government or Google or anything. Our class project is to come together as a crack team of tired, giggly college kids to formulate a business plan that we could hypothetically (or actually) launch at the conclusion of the semester. We think we have a cool idea, but we'd like to hear other people's opinions about it. That's where y'all come in!
1. Do you exercise regularly? (e.g. work out, run, etc)
2. Would you get a free app that rewards you with coupons and discounts for exercising?
3. If no, why not?
4. If yes, what kinds of stores would you want discounts from? (e.g. health/fitness, outdoors, clothing, food, etc)
5. If yes, do you see yourself using this app often, or just having it and deleting it after a few months? (please be honest! My feelings won't be hurt!)
See, that only took like, thirty seconds to read. What are you waiting for? Hey, get back here!!
TL;DR: Answer those questions up there (either in a comment or a note or whatever) and I'll draw you whatever you want. Hey, I'm not Bob Ross or Jackie Chan or anything, I just need to give people even a slight incentive to do this. This is your chance to torture me mercilessly. GIMME ALL YOU GOT, WATCHERS (and passersby, too), I'M NOT AFRAID THAT MUCH